Dark King: Here are the secret plans!
Destination: Bronzer City
Get the world's biggest steamroller
Use it to flatten Spira
Dark King: Soon, Spira will look like this! * points to a wooden plank*
Prof. Fizzbucket: That's great!
Parasite: The airship is destroyed, so let's walk.
1 Day Later
GPS: To destination: 109.59 km
Dark King: This might take awhile...
Pizza Parlor Manager: Go deliver those coupons.
- coupon was delivered to Dark King's Secret Base*
Dark King: What's this?
Coupon: Eat at Geraldine's Pizza. Best pizza in the universe! 20$ a pizza, free delivery.
Dark KIng: But I only brought 20$ for this jorney. I'll just walk to the phone. No one is watching...
Ninji: Gimme that! *attacks Dark King*
Parasite: Looks good. *catches 20$ bill* Just in the nick of time! So long suckers.
Prof. Fizzbucket: *Shoots Parasite*
10 cents: What's taking so long!